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The Hamptons It's  Not

Copyright 2001 The New York Times Company

September 2, 2001

Ride the A train out from Manhattan to my summer  bungalow in the Rockaways. Crossing Jamaica Bay, I get a little lightheaded. The  subway car, which has been chugging along over the bay, plunges downward with a jerk, as if it's headed straight for the bottom. Then abruptly, almost at the  waterline, the car seems to skim right across the top of the waves.  It's as if a  gust of wind could swirl up and tip it over. Hitting open water in a crowded New  York City subway car is one of the strangest satisfactions of metropolitan  life.

This summer, with four men and three women, I rented a summer share in Rockaway Beach, Queens. We work together at a magazine in the city, and don't  make a lot of money. We had found our own beach house for only $250 apiece for  the whole summer, and we felt wildly lucky. All I knew about the Rockaways was  that it was at the far end of a subway line, on the ocean, and that there was a  punk song that went:

The sun is out and I want some
It's not  hard, not far to reach
Rock rock Rockaway Beach
Rock rock Rockaway  Beach.

At dusk the night before Memorial Day, I packed up my surfboard in its shiny silver case, ducked down into the subway and headed out with two housemates to the Rockaways for the first time. My companions: a tough-nerved  editorial assistant and a fact checker who claims to have body-surfed 6,758  waves.

Our bungalow sat off Beach 101st Street, in an alley where two  rows of cabins were squeezed together like roosting hens. It was two blocks from the ocean, three blocks from a sewage treatment plant, and not much bigger than  some people's tool sheds. At the turn of the century, this land was part of a  giant open-air colony where for $300 a family could rent a tent for the summer.  The bungalows were built right before World War I in Gravesend, Brooklyn, to  house Army officers, and then hauled to the Rockaways by barge.

Since the  1940's, more than 100 of the bungalows were used as private residences in a community called the Marcellus Colony. In 1985, 17 of them united as the  Seashell Gardens Association. Ours was chipped, tattered, flaked and windbeaten,  but otherwise much the same as when it was built.

In the front was a  narrow, screened-in porch carpeted with AstroTurf.  Inside was a daybed covered  by a madras bedspread, a kitchen table with a brown plastic tablecloth, and, in  back, two bedrooms, separated from each other by paper-thin, head-high wood  partitions. Strings dangled from bare light bulbs that had been fastened to the  pine rafters. Synthetic Irish
lace curtains hung primly in the  windows.

The bathroom was the size of a phone booth. On the wall was a  sign. In faded 50's typescript, it listed the rules of the house and concluded: "Remember This Is Your Home for the Summer. Be Proud of It."

The  bungalow, which had been meant for a small family, felt crowded with just the  three of us. A plane taking off from Kennedy Airport roared past, so low that  the house shook. A lanky 13-year-old strolled by the porch like a pasha, a brown  python draped around his neck, a twittering pack of younger boys in his wake.  Soon we heard barks and shrieks. The boys had
decided it would be fun for the  snake to meet the neighborhood pit bull.  We sank into mattresses that sagged on  broken springs; our beds felt as if they might swallow us whole.

"It's  pretty small," the fact checker said. "Yes," came the reply from across the  partition. "Small."

The Rockaways are a sandy strip of barrier beach at  the southern shore of Brooklyn and Queens. In the 19th century, Rockaway boomed  as a summer resort, with many hotels, both the fancy and the flophouse variety,  along with bathhouses, saloons, amusement parks and brothels. New Yorkers came in droves until World War II, after which Rockaway began a long, slow decline  from which it still hasn't emerged.

The number of summer renters shrunk  drastically. These days most Rockawayans, even the bungalow dwellers, live there  year round. The famed Boardwalk that stretches along six miles of shoreline and  has the middling honor of being the world's second- longest, behind Atlantic  City, now runs past drab high-rise apartment complexes, housing projects, acres  of overgrown vacant lots and faded pastel buildings: hourly hotels, halfway houses and nursing homes (80 percent of Queens nursing homes are in Rockaway).

There are still some shiny, affluent neighborhoods on  Rockaway's West End, but much of the peninsula has a wistful, bleached-out  quality - gritty and definitely urban - that has the desolate beauty of an early  Bruce Springsteen song.

When I mention my "summer share in the Rockaways"  to Manhattanites, I get several types of responses: the scrutinizing,  eyebrow-raised glance that means, "You're joking, right?"; blank  incomprehension: "Where? There's an ocean there?"; and the knowing reminiscence  that usually begins with something like, "Back in high school" and continues to,  "Ah, Rosalita in the two- piece at the disco beach with that snake tattoo you  know where" and takes another 20 minutes to finish. A man who'd spent his youth  in Rockaway said, "You'd better not turn it into another  Williamsburg."

When I mentioned my bungalow at an Upper East Side dinner  party, the hostess instructed me not to refer to my summer plans too loudly in  good company. I did not tell her the cream of New York society used to go out to Rockaway. In the mid-19th century, Vanderbilts, Astors, even Henry Wadsworth  Longfellow stayed at the Marine Pavilion, Rockaway's first grand
oceanfront  hotel.

Back then, elaborately dressed women clambered into beachside  cabins to change; at a signal, pack horses towed the cabins out into the water so the women could discreetly float out into the surf. After the Civil War, large numbers of Irish immigrants came out to escape hot tenements, and when  some of them got rich, they took over the old WASP summer strongholds. Far  Rockaway became known as the Irish Riviera.

I began going to Rockaway  alone, on some weeknights when the house was empty. I had grown up on a farm in  rural Massachusetts where the rhythm of summer days was marked by alternations  of physical work and breaks to swim in the cold river down the road, and in  Rockaway, I returned to that. I'd drop my bag at the cabin, put on my trunks and  go to the water, waving to the boys in the alley. (They'd found a new pastime,  climbing onto the roof of a shed at a nearby sweater factory and hurling  themselves into thick piles of garbage bags filled with yarn.)

Usually it  was dark or nearly dark when I swam, and the onrushing surf would lapse in and  out of focus. I couldn't see the lines of waves so well, and all of a sudden I'd  be surprised by a big one right in front of me. I'd float in the surf on my  back, looking toward the shore. The street
lights that lined the Boardwalk  ribboned across the shoreline like the dotted yellow lines on a highway.  Afterward I'd sit, sopping wet, in the empty lifeguard chair and eat my  dinner.

The bungalow had no phone, so on the way home I sometimes stopped  at the phone booth on the corner to call my girlfriend, who had begun to accuse me of loving Rockaway more than I loved her. The phone booth was near the New  Irish Circle, a popular Irish bar, and as I held the receiver, still sopping wet  in my flip-flops and a towel, streams of girls dressed for a night out would  pass by, leaving a summer trail of hair spray, laughterand perfume.

We  decided to have a big Fourth of July party in Rockaway. It rained. We sat on a  concrete wall in the Beach Channel High School parking lot and looked across  Jamaica Bay toward Manhattan, waiting for the Macy's fireworks. All we could see  was fog and darkness and the outline of the
Marine Parkway Bridge. There were  one or two small flashes of light across the bay.

"There they are!"  someone said.

"No, that's Brooklyn," a middle-aged couple corrected  him.

Finally, we watched a guy wave a sparkler around for awhile. Don  Henley's "Boys of Summer" blared from an open Trans-Am parked behind us. A  police car came and told us all to leave.

We didn't end up having to do  the car- with-30-clowns trick very often; rarely did more than four people sleep  in the bungalow at once. One housemate, a rocker girl who commuted to work from  her parents' house in New Jersey, made it out to the bungalow only twice.  Another housemate, a Lower East Sider with a domesticizing touch, on her first  visit neatly set out a pair of tiny rainbow flip-flops; hung up in the closet an  80's concert T-shirt and a pair of plaid flannel pj's; and put on the shelf in the bathroom a small bottle of shampoo and a toothbrush. She never came back,  and everything is still where she put it.

But a bunch of us came out at  least once every weekend. The fact checker became enamored of the pretty girls  at the New Irish Circle and was always searching for excuses to head out there,  especially on Thursday nights: D.J. Hip Hop Healy's Top 40 dance  party.

Another housemate, a born and bred Manhattanite, was reunited on  the Rockaway Boardwalk with a long-lost childhood love, Whaleamena, the giant gray and aquamarine stucco whale that he used to clamber over as a boy in the  Central Park Zoo and that has beached on Beach 95th Street and is now in better shape than it was back then. (Animal activists note that the Central Park seal  statue is also alive and well, up the Boardwalk from Whaleamena.)

The  Rockaways, which might complain about being a dumping ground for public housing,  bad Robert Moses projects and methadone clinics, also seem to be a dumping  ground for silly Manhattan sculptuary. Even a painted cow from last summer's Cow  Parade stands on Beach 110th Street, its head half severed from its  neck.

You would think that with young tenants, hot summer nights and  moonlit waves, our bungalow would have been a hotbed of romance. But the walls were so thin that any coupling would have been public coupling.

At first  glance, Rockaway Beach seems to be like any other public beach, just one long  strip of sand with people on it. But the natural segregations of city life seem  to follow New Yorkers when they get off the A train or the No. 53 bus from Queens.

On the beach, I asked a few of Rockaway's Sunday sociologists to  explain. Public beaches here are tribal, they said. In the 1980's, Beach 116th  and 117th was the heavy metal beach. (Tattooed guys, bikers, Ozzy Osborne T-shirts.) Now it's the Brazilian section. (Are those things really bikinis?)  Beach 108th, the Italian section, was called Disco Beach because of the "Italian  boogie freaks."

Beach 98th Street belongs mostly to Puerto Ricans, who  hold all-day picnics in the slatted shade under the Boardwalk. Ninetieth is the  surfer territory. Surfers cluster out in the waves, their bare heads and black wet suits poking out of the water, making them look like packs of seals.  Further  down are the Russians.

It's all pretty simple, a Rockaway man with a  silvered walrus mustache told me: "If you see little kids in underpants, it's a  Puerto Rican beach, if you see grown men in their underpants, it's the Russian  beach."

If the Rockaway Beach is a series of ethnic fiefs, the lifeguards  are still the lords. They sit on their wooden towers and survey their domains in  bright orange body suits (or if it's really hot, just a bathing suit).  One day,  I saw a woman carried out to sea by a riptide. The beach was
packed and had that  lazily anarchic quality found when hundreds of barely clothed men, women and  children are all trying to be leisurely at once.

Everything froze as four  guards dashed across the sand carrying life preservers. A heavyset woman with  long black hair was far out in the break, waving her hands. It was amazing to  see the jaded lassitude that the lifeguards maintain so well on their towers  snap so suddenly into pure focus. One after another, they dove into the surf and  took hard knife strokes through the waves. In a second, they had formed a ring  around the woman and hauled her to shore.

"I just grabbed her," a  lifeguard with freckles and a crew cut told me.  (The lassitude had quickly  returned.) "The bad thing is when you go in and break your shades. Put that in  the paper."

Further down the beach that day, I saw a man in a blue  zebra-print Speedo chase after a large seagull. He tackled the squawking bird,  wrested it to the ground and pried open its beak. Out popped a yellow parakeet.  The man, whose name was Robert, was from Howard Beach, and the bird was his pet, Peggy Sue. He has two others.

"Hey, they get warmed up like you and me,"  he said. "That's why we go to the beach. They like to go frolic in the water. I  teach them to swim in the bathtub."

I woke up one morning in Manhattan to  find the Rockaways plastered across the front page of all the newspapers. Three  teenage girls had drowned in the surf off Far Rockaway, a few miles down the  shore from our bungalow.  An hour before the lifeguards came on duty, they had  been sucked out to sea by a nasty riptide.

The night after the drowning,  I got out of work late and went out to the Rockaways with two housemates. It was one of those desperately humid August nights that ushered in the heat wave - and  we went swimming. The moon was almost full, and it lit up the beach like a giant  street lamp.

There were no lifeguards, of course, and swimming was  prohibited. I had expected the beach to be empty. But two men swam right next to  us and then sat on the sand staring out at the ocean. People were having  picnics, salsa blared out of boomboxes. I passed by the dark silhouette of a  couple making love in a lifeguard tower. I never again saw the beach so busy at night. At 2 o'clock, it still hadn't emptied out.

A few weekends ago we  had a big party. Streams of people moved between the beach, the porch and the  kitchen table. We played football on the sand at midnight. We swam, even though  it was the weekend of squid eggs - translucent, gelatinous things that littered  the surf - and it was like swimming in wet tapioca pudding.

That night we  slept seven: two to each single bed, one in the daybed and one on the floor. I  put a sheet on my silver surfboard cover, set it on the porch AstroTurf and  slept very well.

And another thing. We're not leaving on Labor Day. We've  extended our lease for another month and will stay in our bungalow through  September.  Maybe even longer. October and November are hurricane season, and the waves get really big.

Copyright 2001 The New York Times Company

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